Eve Torres has made it clear to new Smackdown GM Booker T that she wants a job. Even though Mr. GM says there is “no job openings” (even after giving one to Teddy) Eve is still determined to get a spot, showing up in Booker’s office yet again. Eve once again asks him if there are any spots opened… Booker once again says no. Kaitlyn wa
lks into the office and asks for a job as his assistant and he gives the spot to her. Eve threatens Booker T, telling him that she is going to tell the board and take legal action. This leads to Booker somewhat switching his decision. He sets a match up for next week (YES! YES! YES!) between the two Divas (Kaitlyn and Eve Torres) and the lady who is victorious gets the spot as his assistant.
I personally loved Eve when she was working for John Laurinaitis, but Kaitlyn is rarely seen and it’s something different so if it was up to me I would definately give the spot to her.
Oh, I almost forgot… guess who showed up to Smackdown this week? None other than the only Diva that is usually shown *sigh* AJ Lee. She ordered Daniel Bryan to shake Kane’s hand. However, after he tried to do what she ordered, Kane attacked him, leaving Bryan to run into the crowd. This left the RAW GM, AJ in laughter as she looked on at the top of the ramp.
Finally we get treated with a Divas match after a month (or so it feels like) without Divas action. The returning “face of the company” Kelly Kelly is set for a match againt Eve Torres because of Eve’s comments made to AJ in her TOUT video… lol really? We have a normal Divas match excepts this one is lasting over 1 minute and going to THREE! wowza. Kelly Kelly does her normal moveset… excepts this time she actually botches the stinkface… someone wasn’t training during her time off *tsk tsk*… We even get a ‘hardcore’ Diva move that we don’t normally get to see during WWE’s Diva 
restrictions where Kelly threw Eve into the barricade… I might’ve overeacted with that, just a tad bit. The blonde bombshell K2, get Eve into a roll-up and picks up the victory. She gets her hand raised by the referee and goes off to the second rope, blowing kisses to the fans and pointing. Glad to see the Division is back now that Kelly has returned… None-the-less welcome back to Monday Night RAW, Kelly Kelly. We missed you.
and YES! WWE us normal Diva fans that take what we get, DO care about the division hence why there was FINALLY a Divas match, and Divas trended Worldwide on Twitter, you know the social networking website you spam people over on your Twitter account. Yeah, and you were too shocked to even report on there that Kelly Kelly and Divas were trending topics. Stay pressed. #Divas
Eve is shown backstage sitting in a chair in Smackdown GM Booker T’s office as the camera pans up to her face. Eve is wanting a job from Booker because of how good she did when she was paired with John Laurinaitis. Booker T says there’s “No spots open” although when Teddy comes in, the GM gives him a job. Really?! Eve storms out of the room in frustration as would we.
Champion Layla is also shown backstage with Booker T. She congratulates him on the general manager position and they talk about people power no longer existing. This “Very interesting” conversation is interrupted by Cody Rhodes. who smiles at Layla. She simply replies “Ew”… agreed. Layla is shown for a second time after Rhodes leaves, when she is shown talking to Booker once again.
Aksana is the third Diva shown as she accompanies her boyfriend, Antonio Cesaro to his match against Santino Marella. Off topic opinion, I’m loving Aksana’s outfit from the segment. Anyway back on track. Cesaro picks up the victory over the US Champion once again. He tells the crowd after his win why he is deserving of the title.
goes onto to say that he has no hidden motives, he got caught up in becoming WWE champion and that made AJ the scapegoat. Eve then interrupts their conversation before Daniel can complete his thoughts. She says she’s upset with Daniel ditching her in their tag match last week and she spoke to the Boarder of Directors and tonight it will be Bryan and AJ vs Eve and a partner of her choosing. Eve continues as she says payback is exactly what AJ is (Oh snap! o.w.n.e.d). AH asks Bryan what he was going to say and he says he’ll tell her after their match. Bryan kisses her on the cheeck before walking off.
the save (thank goodness, Rollups are so stupid), and que the sloppy catfights. Kaitlyn throws Natalya out, who is then thrown out by Eve, who is thrown out by Tamina. Tamina superkicks Beth Phoenix and Layla hits the layout to pick up the victory.
The Funkettes accompanied Brodus Clay again for yet another squash match… this time against none other than Drew McIntyre. Clay wins with a splash. The Funkettes and Brodus dance in the ring with the fans to end their segment.
good luck on getting her spray tan off after the match. Eve says she means good luck with AJ. She goes onto say that AJ is spiteful and will take it out on whoever doesn’t say “I do’ tonight. She says she knows Punk had the title for seven months and that he is overshadows by the likes of Rock, Cena, etc. She then says “AJ? that must be emasculating, like she said, good luck tonight”. This leaves Punk in confusment.
In the ring, AJ has an interview with Michael Cole about her actions on RAW this week. Cole goes on about how AJ wasn’t thinking, and the board made a mistake by making her the special guest referee at MITB. Cole calls her a teenager and says she’s playing a tug of war with Punk and Bryan. Cole asks if she ever thought about pursuing a real man, someone like him, as he begins to flirt with her… with a wedding ring on his finger. Daniel Bryan comes out defending AJ, and calling Cole a sexist and a bully. He sucks up to AJ and says he knows she will do an excellent job at Money in the Bank and he AJ didn’t mean for him to go through the table. CM Punk then interrupts and talks about what happened and how he’s upset. He adds that he isn’t going pretend it didn’t happen and he won’t suck up to AJ just because she’s the special referee. He says he’s going to be blunt and honest with AJ because that’s what she deserves and that she’s not in a good place mentally. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan start arguing and AJ steps between them. AJ starts to makeout with Bryan as Punk leaves the ring. AJ runs out to catch Punk and makes out with him. AJ skips up the ramp and chants “YES!”.
The first match of the night was the champions (R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, Santino Marella and Christian) vs the want-to-be champions (Cody Rhodes, David Otunga and The Prime Time Players). The match begins and AW decides his clients, TPTP had enough wrestling for the night and they leave. Toward the end of the match, Otunga goes to tag Rhodes in but he decides to jump off the apron and leave as well leaving Otunga to defend his team for himself. Brodus Clay and his sassy-walking Funkadactyls had enough with David Otunga and being to walk down the ramp. Otunga tries to escape but is blocked in the ring, he decides to run out of the ring in the direction Brodus was coming, and gets thrown back in to where Santino has his cobra ready to strike. This leads to the Team Champions picking up an easy victory. Christian and Clay do their finishers on Otunga before celebrating in the ring by dancing to ‘Somebody call me momma’ with the Funkadactyls and some fans. Lets just say, Christian breaking out to the claws dance is just epic.
In a mixed tag team treat, AJ Lee and the World Heavyweight Champion, Sheamus took on Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero (despite her slapping him last week on Smackdown!). All differences aside, the gentlemen start out the match. The Divas eventually get in and AJ hits the Shining Wizard on Vickie to pick up the victory for her team. AJ grabs the microphone after the match and skips back to the backstage area chanting “YES!”.
In the main event match, CM Punk teams with John Cena to take on the team of Daniel Bryan and Chris Jericho. During the match, AJ comes out to the ring skipping but CM Punk and Daniel Bryan both don’t notice her, making her dissapointed yet again. AJ decides to get attention by setting up a table at ringside and climbing to the top rope. The match has now ended in a no contest with neither team picking up the victory. AJ is standing on the top rope and is ready to jump which leads to her finally getting Punk and Bryan’s attention. Daniel goes out of the ring pleading to AJ not to jump as Punk climbs to the top rope with her also telling her not to do so. AJ kisses CM Punk, leaving him shocked, as she throws him off the top rope, hitting D-Bry and sending them both threw the table. AJ then starts to chant “YES!” as she looks down with a smile on her face at the damage she has just made to end the show.
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